Are you kidding? They had to do this shit ten times. If they can get their bone on after that, I hereby nominate Obama as president for life because that is superhuman.

Why do people keep saying this? Is it because they're black and therefore must be all freaky?

Why, I bet W. and Laura, uh.. well, Bill and Hillary, cough, OK... let's see, GHW Bush and Barbara HAHAHA Ronald and Nancy... OK never mind.

I guess maybe JFK and Jackie would be the last couple who really hit it on Inauguration Night, and that's only if he refrained from tapping some intern or cocktail waitress sometime during that day.

Best sex the white house ever saw, I'm not sure. I bet the cigar thing was pretty naughty.

warren g harding was a sexual freak

Ronnie and Nancy, not so much. Isn't there a rumor that Frank Sinatra banged her at some point when Reagan was president though?

Can't you let us have anything nice?

Yes, each of us Americans has to dance in front of all registered voters at least once every 4 years. Unfortunately not all of us are as good of dancers as the Obamas.

Don't be an idiot. This is the first black president. And white guys got no rhythm.

sorry i meant every american president.

Yes, we SHOULD dose every american dance. But with what?

This is highly traditional, the pageantry was just particularly important and overblown because it wasn't George Bush. Traitor.

Would you rather have been looking at Etta? I think not.

Well, Obama can dance with his wife and he's busy saving the world BUT I GUESS YOU'RE TOO BUSY

I'll go ahead and supply the totally obvious and unnecessary other half of that joke...

AND HE STILL HASN'T BAHAHAHAHAHA