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Comment count is 22
garcet71283 - 2009-01-23

I'm speechless...and so conflicted.
Will giving this stars mean I agree with them or that I am ridiculing them.

I choose not to star!


Hooker - 2009-01-23

What is it about movie reviewers that makes them completely unable to admit they know nothing about other mediums?


HURF BLURF DUH - 2009-01-23

"This movie is the answer to my complaints about Spiderman" Oops.
I agree with garcet's comment and follow his lead on no stars.


RomancingTrain - 2009-01-23

How does he use echolocation without making clicking noises all the time?


quining - 2009-01-23

Roeper's calls are largely subaudible, though present on the ultrasound spectrum. No dog will ever approach him.


Gwago - 2009-01-23

Screw Ebert, screw Roeper, screw Ben Affleck. These stars are all yours.


ProfessorChaos - 2009-01-23

A really believable romance? What? Garner/Affleck had the all the chemistry of a 6th grade science lab!

5 stars of mockery. And them trying to understand how daredevil can leap from building to building without seriously hurting himself would earn more stars, were it only possible.


Sudan no1 - 2009-01-23

ah yes, I remember a time when superhero movies were expected to be stupid and cheesy.

This is pretty hilarious though.


citrusmirakel - 2009-01-23

"Affleck is really good!"

You don't lose your job for saying that?


StanleyPain - 2009-01-23

You should lose a limb for putting "Affleck" in a positive sentence with the word "nuance."


DrVital - 2009-01-23

"Electric Nachos?"

Siskel would not have enjoyed this movie...


Miskimo - 2009-01-23

pretty dark stuff


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-01-23

"ingenious fight scenes..."

"Affleck is really good..."

"I didn't kill your father!"

"You're beautiful" (dopey smile)


Gwago - 2009-01-23

"...his legs were also affected by the chemicals..."

Come on, Ebert, shut the fuck up. You just totally made that up to justify your shitty review.


Jeff Fries - 2009-01-23

He's sort of the mama to Roeper's Alexyss Taylor here.

"I like that he jumps"


DerangedGoblin - 2009-01-23

"You ain't say nothing about no pussy police."


Consuela the Cuban Whore - 2009-01-23

Maybe they were seeing the movie they WANTED it to be instead of what it was. I saw the 'director's cut' and it takes the movie from horrid to dull.


IrishWhiskey - 2009-01-23

The only sadness and confusion I remember came from the audience.

He was right that the characters weren't upstaged by the special effects. Its just not a good thing.


Camonk - 2009-01-23

"The thinking man's superhero movie." That right there should have been enough to have the fat one shot repeatedly.


Jeff Fries - 2009-01-25

full of novocaine in the jaw before ripping it out forever


Riskbreaker - 2010-02-01

What the fuck Ebert.


Candlejackv616 - 2010-04-17

I'm sure if he had a dollar for every time he's heard that, he'd have enough money to buy 5 new titanium jaws with built in bluetooth tech.


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