skip rogers "practices all day everyday" ehehe

Hey, multi-part subs are shitting their pants again, so here's parts 2 and 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rFDgaV3xCw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfcdrIaACFs

Who can make Simon's Quest and Blaster Master more confusing? OUR BOY SKIP! His playthrough of NES Double Dragon nets so few experience points it almost qualifies as a "low-percentage run." Also, the status bar on Double Dragon indicates that these are several takes edited together, which makes these videos even sadder.

Seth Godin???

I like it how Macho Man's music is apparently "Pomp and Circumstances"

Why in Christ's name would Bam Bam Bigelow remind you of the Three Stooges? And how would that make you better at any video game?

"I tell kids all the time they need a stick that's comfortable and stands up for a lot of play. Then their parents run up and start yelling at me".

BODYSLAM!*#!

As a note, the uncomfortable joystick innuendo aimed at kids continues through the whole thing.

Also, how bad do you need to be to forget which wrestler you're supposed to be controlling when your name is right next to it?

1:20:

//Picture of game box where Hulk Hogan is ripping of his shirt and showing off his package//

"This is the *hottest* game of the year, as far as Skip Rodgers is concerned."

//cut to intro screen-shot of Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt and showing off his package//

Is it just me, or does Skip sound like a slightly more laid back "Vince for Shamwow"?

Bam Bam likes head-butts and cartwheels.

Man, who didn't know about pausing a grenade on the first boss of Blaster Master to kill it? I no longer believe in you, Skip. I no longer believe in anything.

PRO TIP: Don't worry if you miss something! Just rewind the tape!