drag that baby up by biting on the flimsy baby ankle.

Too bad the baby was dead already.

What the hell is this? You left the baby's head underwater for another ten seconds as you swam to the edge of the pool, you stupid fucking dog. You call yourself a lifeguard?

part two: the dog that failed gets taken to the back and put down

Wrapping beef jerky around a doll's leg: The YouTube Story

Cats are better than babies. The dog still has a lot of catching up to do.

The cat's the one that threw it in there in the first place.

Let's see a cat big enough to do that.

ehh

This explains the kid playing fetch using a live baby in the park, it's obviously how they train him.