God, when he stops and stares at me.

Hooray, internet.

it would be really nice to have this person's brain.
it would just be a whole life of macaroni and cheese and sofas and fucking who knows.

Chris the Parade Kid is the only true Otherkin on the web.

This man probably has neighbors. Imagine being used to this. Imagine seeing him like this as he walks outside to get the paper.

stop saying Pokemon Wall, Chris

This guy sounds exactly like Chris-chan the aspie

This is why video cameras, music, plastic elf ears and the internet were invented

Incredible. I'd love to know how this guy manages to keep a roof over his head. If it's "I'm too scary for people to foreclose on my house," then I might have to get me a set of elf ears.

This kind of narrative tension and universal appeal can only result from years of perfecting your craft. After all, isn't every man stuck on his own Pokemon Pikachu wall? A Pokemon Pikachu wall of his own making that both imprisons and sustains him? Ah, Parade Kid, ah humanity!

OH MY GOD NO! Chris, either stand there silently or bouce up and down waving your arms back and forth, I'm going to get help! I'm not going to lose another one!

DAMN YOU PIKACHU WALL!!!!!

So THAT's what a Pokemon Pikachu Wall looks like

Goddamnit, who has the old banner mirrored? It has to exist somewhere.

SFW Fetish Week continues? SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS WALL. NO? GUESS I HAVE TO DANCE.

Oh my goodness gracious, who and why is this?

what and why

This isn't related to Chris-Chan? Really? It's like a skinny, just as scary-freaky him. The voice is even close.