Fluffy, I don't want to be the one to do it, but someone needs to point out that an intimate familiarity with either of those movies does not entitle you to smugness of any type.
This is what I get for Googling my answers instead of simply checking the book. I bear the cross of shame.
I still want that Von Trapp video though. The closest I've found on PornTube so far is Vincent Price installing heating ducts, and that's not doing it for me anymore.
Yeah, walk down those stairs you fat slut. Yeah. It's hard isn't it. That's no the only thing that's hard. BOUNCE FOR ME! BOUNCE YOU SEXY ASIAN FATTY! I AM THE KING OF KINKY AND YOU MUST WADDLE FOR ME! Yes...this is most arousing.