That is so fucking retarded. Why even put that in a video game? Really, why even have the option? Bah.

That's... not a speedrun. That's an exploit.

Guess he's not shackled anymore.

Uh... well done?

Data East, thanks for making so many legendarily bad games.

Am I the only one who thinks this is beautiful? Can you imagine how orgasmic it would be if you could find someone obsessed with beating this game plonking quarter after quarter into it's hungry maw only to have you walk up and beat it in under 20 seconds on ONE FUCKING QUARTER? That my friends is the kind of thing that pushes people over the edge, the only thing left is to decide if he wants to kill himself or everyone in the arcade.

Here's what I thought I was looking at: an overweight black man with Jheri curls running through a prison collecting gold chains while the Royal Riders of the Red Robe throw drumsticks at him