I go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?!"

They're very small, actually.

Someone should dub in sentry gun noises

I love owls.

Does that make me an owl.

I'm an owl!

Burrowing owls are the cutest owls.

I did not know that there was such a creature as a burrowing owl. And I learned something today.

Awww...an adorable little gun-turret owl.