A punk feeling-validation summit?

They seem kinda, like, wishy-washy? for, like, um...punk?

Punk is dead.

No, for real this time.

I was going to post "dumb white people" but I think "dumb kids" is more appropriate ...oh and "people wasting valuable life time talking about the most pointless useless drivel that is just vomited to make one look more valuable to humanity than your dumpy wrestling-obsessed roomate"

here's a collection of those pointless items:

"mamillion"
"biases, like patriarchy"
"we've all been socialized to have these values"
"see someone on the street and be like less inclined to say hello or do project with them"
"i kinda need punk"

that's more than enough

Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat,
Beat on the brat
With a baseball bat
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Whoa-oa-oa-oa.

This sort of "phenomenon" seems to be very common across the american midwest.

That is to say, teenagers and young adults who dress like hobos, have no real life goals, and play crappy music... oh and foursquare apparently.

This kind of "slacker/hobo/wtf" culture is big in michigan. I'm just shocked that all the willfully wasted potential of america's youth.

This shitty culture actually ended up destroying a four year relationship because the stupid bitch ex wanted to associate with people like this. Modern filthy hippies. Such a waste of a life.

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I want to construct a machine that bitchslaps these kids and steals their lunch money

When did punk begin to specifically mean sexually confused?

Seeing this rubbish makes me want to get a job as an arms dealer or investment banker.

I HAVE WORDS THAT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH THAT I THINK I HAVE LEARNED FROM SOMEWHERE MEANINGFUL BUT I DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHAT THESE WORDS MEAN

From Youtube:

"Of all the causes to support, you dumbasses feel its important to get the word out about punk. You have too much free time and too little education. The upward inflection at the end of every one of your sentences speaks volumes to the utter lack of clarity you posses about the world around you. You are all children and will change nothing in the world during your lifetime. Die in a fire."


Never caught on about the part with the upper inflection. Everyone DOES kinda sound like a valley girl.

I, like, uh, like really hate these, like, fucking dorks. Like, you know?

I'm gay and love punk rock but these kids are gey. Fucking this isn't punk these are upper middle class hippie kids who don't like bathing and personal grooming.

What percentage of them do you think showed up on fixed gear bikes?

GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCKING DIE!!!

These are NOT PUNKS!! These are filthy, whiny, self obsessed hippies with a bunch of new words they've learned and are using improperly!

Punk isn't a social choice. It's a fashion choice. It's a music choice. It's a way of turning OFF from society. PUNKS WEAR LEATHER AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR PET CAUSE!!! Johnnys Rotten and Ramone would stab these fuckers with a broken whiskey bottle.

I'm not even a punk and this shit offends and embarrasses me.

Is this some emo folk punk movement?

"Fucking" punk mullet at 5:12.

Either that or Fuzzy the Confused at 6:53 with his, "Punks come uh mainly uh from wealth and power so I don't think we should uh redistribute wealth and power but... help empower... those without toooooo... redistribute it for themselves?"

Demonstrating the terrifying power of American education.

"Disagree/Agree"
What the fuck
"Let's not jump down each other's throats."
WHAT

You know, I'm going to be old softie here and not jump down their throats too much. They are at least TRYING to have an intelligent discussion, and that counts for a few points. They're too young to expect them to really have any insight into punk on more than a modern, superificial level. They might be kinda douchebaggy, but they're at least trying, and it might amount to something.

It still is really hilarious hearing some of this pseudo intellectual stuff.

I would literally SELL MY SOUL just to see 20 year old Henry Rollins come flying in and beat the living shit out of each and every one of these hippie losers. Satan? Are you listening?

bunch of trust fund faggots sitting crosslegged in the grass at the park

The type of person who thinks they can upend societies with some power chords and a haircut and just so sad.