Sigh

"Woe that I am the guard of staplers"?

it's time to face the facts

Oh wow. Check the related. There's dozens of videos on just the Acceptance Speech.

THAT GUM YOU LIKE IS COMING BACK IN STYLE

Helter skelter

2:36:

You'd think Risperdal would prevent this kind of thing.

I have to wonder if these people listen to people they like backwards and hear nice things like "Let's go play with puppies, then we'll go out for ice cream." And what would happen if you had them translate messages from one liked and one disliked source in a double blind trial.

PAUL IS DEAD!

They transcribed this incomprehensible gibberish with frightening accuracy.

Well, I'm convinced.

Buurrrrnssss Suiiit