two of my favorite things, cuteness and violence

Shut up, bitch!

Oh, baby, I'm sorry, I never meant to hurt you--

Damn it, you filthy whore!

I'm sorry, I love you, honey, it'll never happen again...






Man, the passive kitten is going be the most laid back kitty ever.

I wonder what the mean little kitten did to make the person shout and put down the camera.

I can attest that maine coons are made of equal parts adorable and mean.

Analingus at the end.

i'm sorry are we calling these cats "coons"? i'm lost and confused

DIE DIE ooh licky groomy prr prr DIE DIE DIE

Maine Coons

To piss of a Maine Coon, pull on the little oddly colored hairs that stick out on their backs. You will get into a death duel.

Also: cutest breed of cats.