That girl's hyper-excited face at :13 already secured this video five stars, but Bass Man Dan's mullet and the rest of this video earned the several billion phantom stars to follow.

whoa

A man, alone, in his room, watching grown men in vegetable costumes on his computer. the end

Not a Christopher Guest film? Really? Oh dear.

Dan looks a little like Dwight Schrutte.
And just wow. This is an amazing find.

These stars are for the cripple playing guitar.

my name's baleen
i like my lettuce green
i like to watch teen steam
and my semen stream
and when I go between
i like to get my fish clean
and no I do not mean
trout tartine