Harvester of souls

Remove the crane and you have... SPIDER CAR!

Did humanity somehow slip and invent construction mecha? Also, I want to see it do the Kama Sutra.

Autobots, transform and roll out!

And to nobody's surprise, it's German.

Germany is coming for us all.

Did anybody else see this thing poop when it reared up on its hind wheels?

I want the crane part to open up its "mouth" and yell.

So your machine can put on a real good show.. can it move some dirt? Because that's what its supposed to do. move dirt.