Darwin wept.

You cant just leave your python laying around.

Pythons should be outlawed. Python owners are predominantly bad trainers. They insist on owning an animal that is programmed with a tendency toward violence. Many python owners also say that it is a sweet and gentle animal if trained correctly but there's no disputing the facts.

If you want a pet get a snake that has a better record with people, like a garter or a corn snake.

Any family pet? Man, if my cat can swallow three year-olds whole, I haven't seen it.

Also, is it just me or did that kid have a snake tattoo?

See, the economy is so bad people can't even afford to keep their pet snakes fed properly and as a result the snakes have to find food on their own.

He didn't even need stitches!!!

(because pythons swallow their prey whole)

It's very noble of you m'am to save your son from the snake you brought.

Would anyone else love to see the python devour that women's dog?

For fuck's sake, it's not even a python! It's a Boa Constrictor.

It's like tipping over a dump truck and watching a ton of white trash spill out.

I like how CNN blurred out the father during the interview, after they flashed a picture of him at the beginning.