get a teacher! get a pizza! get real!

The boy offering drugs looks like a younger version of the Garbage Day dude!

What a pussy ass drug dealer

Hey, can I give you some of my expensive drug stash for free?! Please?!

He wasn't a drug dealer, he was just trying to be friends. The turtles are such dicks.

The best part is that they obviously just dubbed and spliced pre-existing scenes from the cartoon.

i don't remember pot being a big problem in first grade

THIS is exactly why we're all high

"I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!" That'll show the drug dealer who's boss.

I guess Mutagen doesn't count

"Don't even talk to 'em!" Maybe they turned to drugs out of lonliness, you assholes.

I wish there were random mullet donning kids handing out free joints when I was in first grade. =|

America's kids eat too much pizza too. Obesity is a serious problem.

I did a search for chicken and turkey before submitting, I guess "search" doesn't look at the Tags

Hey kids! Always offer to order a pizza when offered pot! Because, well, you know.

nah, seriously, get a pizza