savage. everybody knows you walk backwards while you piss

this qualifies for "short and sweet"

"LiveLeak" indeed.

I like his swagger.

he's done that before

That looks kinda fun.

Quick! Somebody identify his race so we can make broad generalizations! I'm going with Mexican.

No time to stop, gotta go!

Go, president, go!

I was once walking behind a man when he turned his head and vomitted without breaking stride. This clip surpasses that experience.

A+.

George Carlin said you never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. I say it's just a matter of time.

ah I think we've picked up his trail

Mad skills.

I love how he's smart enough to piss while walking, but not smart enough to piss on the grass where nobody would notice

Frankly, I didn't know it was possible to piss and walk. I've never been able to pull it off. Then again, I haven't really tried that hard, or practiced. Maybe it's a hard-won skill.

I have a buddy that does this all the time. Sometimes he pisses on the door handles of expensive cars too.

Bonus: Am I supposed to ignore the racist trolls here?

Showoff.

Doesn't this trick actually have a name? I heard it had a slang term, but I have no idea what that is. It's the whole act of being able to hip and dick-swivel over one direction while stepping that leg out of the line of fire, then hip and dick-swivel back, step after step, and staying dry.

This looks practiced. Which raises more questions than it answers.

Life imitaties Maakies