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If I ever have kids, they're getting wooden blocks and lego. If they want to build sex toys out of them, at least they'll be exercising creativity.
Don't worry about the kids, just keep them away from the wife. Or wash them regularly.
those are practically the only toys i had growing up as a kid... [its not as hard as you think.] negative star for her not actually doing the dance.
Did you build a Lego vagina yet, Cap'n?
Masturbating and Elmo laugh.
Masturbatin' and squirtin' (with Elmo)
"I can't show you the real dance…" HMMMM
Hillary?
I really don't ever want to hear the words "tickle power" again, ever.
Tickle Power sounds like something Arnie Friedman taught his kids in computer class--ALLEGEDLY
Can't wait to run home and masturbate with this VIBRATING mitt covered in fur
"grope me"-Elmo.
"Special DVD included."
That lady is going to hell. Not because of the masturbation gloves, there's just something about her face that makes me think she has no soul.
Well damn, looks like I missed my chance to go as a gropey guy with giggling, vibrating furry monster hands for Halloween.