the best pencil-themed sidescroller of all time

Oh god, the ending. Oh god.

At first I was going to say I felt sorry for the guy who had to do all of WIIIIILLLLD WOOOOOODAAAAAY's screaming. But then I remembered that he made this game.

That is the least Nigel-sounding guy named Nigel ever.

Thank goodness they didn't sell those zillion units they needed to sell.

So the guys who animated The Legend of Zelda: The Light of Courage also made a video game?

I really hate the animation when the show Woody's entire body. I hate it. It is ghastly. It makes me sick.

Also, excellent deployment of the constant yelling tag.

Wild Woody American Gothic.

That archaeologist is going to come home to pencils having sex in his coffee cup

This came out a year after The Mask movie. I for one, am shocked and surprised.

The voice acting is of a pretty high standard!

Suddenly The Flash Tub "Uncle Pep`s Doodle Time" makes perfect sense.

Did, did the lady pencil just coo like a baby?

Wow, The nineties were a very unfortunate decade for video games.

"Woody, you've got Lugnuts!"
"No need to get personal!"

OH HA HA HA HA HA HA HOW DROLL

I actually think the voice acting is the most competent part of this.

the "wink" at the end. and everything else.

My god, that's horrible.