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glasseye - 2009-02-22

He just wants to let everyone know how uber he is. GOSH GUYS.


Aelric - 2009-02-22

Um, what?


Keefu - 2009-02-22

He compares himself to Darwin, mixes up the name of Alfred Wallace, and tries to claim that he is the first person to use such and such jumping technique ever because he made a youtube video out of it.

Also he logs out of a game before he dies and kills other players.

He is a faggot.


Keefu - 2009-02-22

Also he is easily winded by talking alone, so he is a fatass too.


Sudan no1 - 2009-02-23

actually, he's not fat, but that wasn't a bad guess.


Oldmacho - 2009-02-22

"This video is for people that don't matter, so they know that I matter."

Also: "Fay-gitz"

This guy is the worst kind of gamer and part of the reason I avoid a lot of multiplayer games now. This is like filming yourself masturbating because you think you're really, really good at it and that you're the only one.


Unsung - 2009-02-22

Sorry, I couldnt site through this.

MMO + Boring monotone nerd = Brain death.


Baldr - 2009-02-22

The Lord of the Flies style pvp MMOPGERS don't seem to attract the sort of people you'd want to play games with.


CharlesSmith - 2009-02-22

The best part is when he goes on about how he never dies, and maybe once or twice his brother logged in as him and caused the character to die, but he never dies when he plays it because "I don't die in games."

It's not so much what he says in this video, but his motivation for saying it. The imaginary nature of the intended audience is a thrilling keyhole into this man's mind.

"Oh man, that's him! That's the dude who invented jumping and then shooting arrows!"


rapsnacks - 2009-02-22

I call them fucking raisins.


mcsancherson - 2009-02-22

i can smell this guy through youtube, he smells awful

where does this monotone nerd voice thing come from? from ventrilo? do they talk like this in real life interactions?


Robin Kestrel - 2009-02-22

Angry Halo Kid meets Donnie "You Suck At Photoshop" Hoyle.

"In real life you don't see in tunnel vision." Yeah, in real life you don't get to disconnect to avoid dying, either.

It's good to see someone try to make a PvP-centric game, but too bad they thought circle-strafing melee and firing arrows while running backwards & jumping were great design decisions. I'm not even getting into the grief-tastic "features" like no ownership of looting rights on a kill, the ability to cause another player accidentally hit you by running in-between their attack and their target, thus flagging them as rogue, and a trust of the client that just begs for hacks and macros.

The result is that people like the douche that made this video is the target audience for, and will be the majority player of, the game, turning it from what could have been an interesting RPG with real consequences into nothing more than a neverending deathmatch with whiny insecure men-children.


Robin Kestrel - 2009-02-22

He's 22. Here he is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNtUt31PURo&feature=channel_pag e


Robin Kestrel - 2009-02-22

Spoiler: after watching his other videos, I'm pretty sure he is doing a parody. Please god let it be a parody.


fermun - 2009-02-22

I like how he says faggot. "fayget"


theSnake - 2009-02-22

Hes taking credit for a move that even the worst Huntards in WoW pull off


Modern Angel - 2009-02-23

The wails of anguish from the people looking forward to this game will be deafening once the final product is out.


Udderdude - 2009-02-23

Bragging about winning in an MMO = 1st place in the Special Olympics.


dorje - 2009-02-23

THIS IS CLEARLY THE YOU SUCK AT PHOTOSHOP GUY

THIS IS WHERE THE TRAIN TOOK HIM

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE


Sudan no1 - 2009-02-23

Holy shit, this guy.

He's either very self-aware of how shitty his hobbies are and is a gifted satirist, or he's a completely shitty person with shitty hobbies.


"THIS IS MY ORIGIN OF SPECIES"


RoyCastle - 2009-02-23

if this guy hasn't killed himself yet i give him maybe a month or so


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