The internet is a pretty sharp double edged sword. Worldwide embarrassment is now scarily simple to accomplish.

Oh god. The treachery, the cruelty, the accents.

The only thing that could have made this more horrible is an actual Aberdeen woman's voice. GAH.

"Suckin' a dildo, in the middle of Aberdeen, 10 hours from home..."

Shit. Indeed.

"you fell in love with me on the computer you daft cunt!" that may very well be the best line in poetv history, second only to "pretty much everywhere it's gonna be hot" but i do feel sorry for the poor guy... sort of...

eh deeldo in ye fohcken mouwth

I would say you could go meet someone in person based on Facebook, that wouldn't be that bad. At like, a Starbucks. And dildos need not be involved.

I have no idea what they said. People do dumb things on the internet, though.

They took a funny story and made it boring.

Yeah, something should have been suspected right around the dildo video request.

-1 for music

you damn cunt, sucking on dildoes. I got you wound uhp.

Shit I live in Aberdeen, Scotland and I have a friend called Stuart but he doesn't suck dildo's as far as I know. I'll ask him next time he manages to pry himself away from street fighter 4.