who was likely a butterface

You're too impatient. Now that Shepard has more resources to work with, he can commission an elaborate Human/Quarian sex suit that allows them to mix their bits without exposing either of them to the toxic environments that the other requires to survive. That's going to be a central plot point of ME2.

Fuck you for making me think of this.

guys, this is not acceptable

Tali was fifteen. You guys suck.

... I'm so hard right now.

Ah, but that would be 15 Quarian years. Who knows how that translates to human years. Well, at least Socialist Hentai wasn't upset about the inability to have sex with Wrex, I suppose.

Yeah, but 15 space years old is like 25 in Earth years. I don't care what the game told me, by female Shepard banged the fuck out of her and Ashley.

Wrexx had some great one-liners but he wasn't exactly sexy, and there's that whole VD issue to...

wrex will teabag you with his 6 sets of testicles

I've never seen anything like it in my life.

Most trailers (movie, game, other previews) contain little in and of themselves. So rating based on its entertainment value to those anticipating the product makes sense. If you think its a bad trailer, or dislike the product, its reasonable to downvote. If you masturbated to it, its worth at least a few stars.

Shiiittttt Yeah!

I'm so fired up about this game, I played the ever living fuck out of the first one and loved every second of the 200+ hours I sank into it. Please dear god, if you ever wanted to prove you existed to me, don't let this game suck.

Now I wanna buy this.
sincere effusive praise > glorified textfile.

1 star for the video.

Imaginary 5 for comment.

The first one was like the best shit I ever fucking saw.

5 stars to counteract your haterade.

Ditto!

Then don't watch it! Go back in time and stop yourself from one-staring this you bitch.

Of course, that explains everything!

Yeah, we like computer games.

What of it?

Hi, there. I'm from 2012, and you were SO right to be done with this.

I hope this comment is able to warn the people of the past that the third game will culminate in all of your decisions being boiled down to one of three buttons. The difference in the ending will be the color of the energy you see. It will make no sense and piss you off, unless you're a moron.

Enjoy!