What an unpleasant show.
Dick host.
Dick rules.
"You had a chance to win it!"
"You don't want to spin that, do you? Let's get your brother to do it."
Hey, you could win a trip to disneyworld! But, no, you got a popcorn popper with a radio built in. Talk about a buzzkill host.

USE THE CHIPITS, YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!

Hahaha I didn't realize Canadians could be such big assholes.

I always figured you could cheat by arranging ahead of time to load your cookies with as much ketchup as possible, making them easy to identify. These are the things you think about when winter is 9 months long.

*applause--ROBIN HOOD*