So Pinocchio just divulges that information to anyone who might ask for it.

The "You're a star" musical number from this movie was forever burned in my brain and I didn't even remember where it came from. This movie is weird that way.

That is some Olympic-level leering.

Man, this movie was a bad-touch EPIC.

I remember seeing this at the theater. At least half the kids in the audience (so, like six of them) were crying at some point or another. Not even "Return to Oz" or "Santa Claus The Movie" caused that much consternation in the under-nine set.

My little sister (who was five at the time) wet her pants watching this freak show. I almost forwarded this video to her, but I think she'd hate me if I reminded her of this thing.

Nobody asked for this. Nobody, nowhere.

One of the many truly messed up things about this is Twinkle's looking away in sorrow/horror at Pinocchio's transfiguration - and then you realize that she can remember being a human child before the same thing happened to her and the other toys in the wagon. It's like Devil Doll meets body horror on par with "I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream".