when i was probably 8 or 9, i climbed onto the stage at a chuck e. cheese during a friend's birthday party and was unceremoniously whacked in the head by chuck e.'s giant animatronic leg.
Well shit. I accidentally opened up multiple windows of this in Youtube without realizing it, and thought the horrifying sound (of the song being performed out of sync across multiple windows) was intentional.
After hearing THAT, then hearing the actual performance, I really would like to take back a star. It's not that this isn't creepy as hell, it's just that it doesn't compare in creepiness to what I thought it was. IT CAN'T.