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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-03-07

This could make milk curdle.

I hate the 'old people sex' tag.

God, I hate it so much.


Daniel Striped Tiger - 2009-03-07

skin tears from friction ...

accidentally activating the button on your Life Alert pendant when it smacks into the back of your old lady's head ...


the aftertaste of Absorbine Junior during cunnilingus.






Slumgullion - 2009-03-07

Oh god it includes a loading cone... what..? What the hell is a loading cone?


Harold Manchester - 2009-03-07

BOIOIOIOING
8=========D


Chinballs - 2009-03-07

Ha! Penile cylinder...


Pillager - 2009-03-07

Grey wisps of pubic hair.

The Metamucil kicking in.

Bladder spasms.


Man, we have lots to look forward to.




TeenerTot - 2009-03-07

God forbid grandpa should have to live without boners.
Oh, extra bonus--it lasts up to THIRTY MINUTES! Just enough time. For him.


paranex - 2009-03-07

Oh god. My dad used to sell these things. I still laugh when I think about the summer I spent answering phones at his office. It's actually not true that Pos-T-Vac was the only one covered by Medicare.

Sadly, this isn't even the funny one. The funny video has an old guy with a shit-eating grin sitting next to a naked younger guy in a robe who was filmed from the neck down. Mr. Shit-eating Grin seemed overjoyed at describing the benefits of the Pos-T-Vac while the Headless Man was grunting and demonstrating it. The thing about these "medical" penis pumps is that you're supposed to stretch a rubber cock-ring around the rim and then snap it off to keep the pumped member tumescent. In the video, when the Headless Man demonstrates this, he winces in his seat from the sting of it.

Incidentally, if you drill a couple of holes into these things they make an excellent steam-roller. The seal is air-tight and the hand-pump makes it easy to get hits where you suck in an entire bowl's worth of smoke. But believe me, you do not want to answer phone calls from customers about their penis pumps when you are that baked.


Severian - 2009-03-07

I would have to be that baked to do penis pump tech support.


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