alton brown combined with unfunny douchebaggery and "trying to hard" is this

Horrible production, but I like molecular gastronomy and I want to rub Heston Blumenthal's head against my tits.

Possibly funnier if you know who it's a piss-take of.

Only possibly, though, because I didn't find it very funny either.

Sous vide without proper equipment is a recipe for Botulinum. -5 stars for inadvertently teaching people how to poison themselves and making them think they'll be safe if they just use a blow torch.

+1 for this Botulinum infested meat likely being better than most existing British food.

Four stars because I legitimately want to punch everyone in this video.

Attention fags: Mark from Peep Show is not intended as a role model.

neeeerds