This is really beautiful.

"Hi and thanks for stopping by! I, FRANK PACHOLSKI, am an interpretive dancer from Sheboygan, Wisconsin who recently moved to Hollywood -to make my mark in the world of dance... my wife and four kids are still in Sheboygan, now living with my folks. (Love you honey and kids! Once I make it big - I'm coming back for you! Thank you for your support family.)"

The most disturbing thing about the video is the fact that those seniors are eating plain salad dressing just as fast as they can go.

It doesn't get much more PoE than this.

Part 1 of 5!