momjeans

What?! Filipinos didn't invent the first yo-yo in the wild, wild 60's?! Everything I've ever believed is a horrible lie!

Some of my best friends are yo-yos.

when the first dude introduced himself i thought they were all going to have names with "yo" in it.

I hate Kate. I don't mean "hate-fuck" hate, either. I mean "slap her to the ground and call her useless" hate.

The world's hottest yo-ers!

What's with the constant crotch shots?

Is there anything more useless to do with your life than be a professional yo-yo-er? Even crack and meth addicts probably have more interesting lives.

In my younger days I went on a "terrible video cassette" buying spree. One of the VHS tapes I purchased was "Enter the Yo-Zone".

Guys I am not kidding when I say it is the worst video I have ever purchased for a dollar.

Just as a idea of the type of terrible videos I have in my collection:

"Abraxas" That Jesse Ventura alien movie.

"Legend of the Hawaiian Slammers" A cartoon pilot about superheros trapped in POGs. That's right, POGs. POOOOOOOOOOOGs."

"Escape to White Mountain" No, not that was not a typo. And there was no mountain in it either.

If you want to know what Enter the Yo-zone was like... just take that pre-load image and stretch that out for 45 minutes. It was like watching the fucking dryer.

NO ADULTS ALLOWED !