This is what you see before you die. I am sure of it.

IT'S ALL FOR YOU, KITTENS

Open the door, the Illuminati is trying to get in.

Um, awesome!

somebody's singed a kitten.

This is a kitten video everyone can get behind.

Great, another POETV video I'm going to watch 50 times, then black out, then wake up in a dingy motel on a mattress stained with someone else's blood.

There's something about the DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH noise and the flashing kitty mouth/zoom that terrifies me at the core of my being. It's like it taps into some kind of subliminal human fright.

GOOD MORNING CITIZEN

THIS IS YOUR MINUTE OF KITTENPLAY

WATCHING IS MANDATORY

TO NOT WATCH IS UNPATRIOTIC

WATCH KITTENS AND GO ABOUT YOUR DAY

All Hail Kitty Cat.

The end made my eyes go out of focus.


That was new.