i watched the video he's talking about, and you have to use shitake mushrooms. the original video was really lame and probably full of shit though.

stars for disgusting kitchen.

This was pretty gross even before he went to the bathroom to get a pot.

"When have you ever heard of mixing salt with oil?"

What? What am I watching? Why does he talk like Vlad from Achewood?

Needs MikeTyeson?!'s Shed tag.

What the fuck. This is fake. This is some condemned house the guy got. This is not real. He did not drop a spoon on that floor and then put the spoon in his mouth. No living creature exists in conditions like that.

I'm going to go clean my goddamn house all weekend, now.

Gee, TV's Frank, you've really come down in the world.

Was there a toilet six feet from his stove?

"O-leev."

"Let's come back in ten minutes... well, it's been an hour."

Also: giant bag of toilet paper in the kitchen.

this guys always needs 5... he has to be fake. HAS TO BE.

By the way, i've seen many houses in europe that look like this. and they weren't addicted to crack.

Five-star guy.
Also, for some reason his voice makes me picture him as Mandy Patinkin. Weird.

This guy is amazing.

Your house, burn it down.

The "religious" tag is right. Never before have I believed in something that I knew had to be fake.

I don't Miss you Quebec. Not one damn bit.