I had no idea until watching the part with Cheeto Jesus that I'd ever have to protect my secret Cheezis H. Rice casserole recipe.

2:06 Guy needs to stop pausing his Tivo recordings of the local news reporting Jesus sightings.

newscaster at 0:55 is no stranger to poe iirc.

It's a sign that they need new pipes.

Vague outlines = religious figures.

I see jesus in the moon. You can see his eyes, his nose, and even his mouth.

The ice machine was broken, but suddenly there was ice. TAKE THAT, ATHEISTS.

damn, Jesus is ugly.

Jesus stains.

a holy image OR A BUCKET OF FILTH

hey is it a snack or a HOLLY symbol?

2:32!!! JESUS ON A STICK!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
It's funny because he was crucified.


Also, the guy with the plank of wood has an image of Iron Man, I think.

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... haha ... uh. If you look closely enough you can see that it's a failed attempt at an ascii jesus...

I don't know... there may be a spiritual level you have to be on to appreciate this picture.

Five stars b/c my TV has an image of the Virgin Mary that makes watching movies very annoying.