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Frank Rizzo - 2009-03-09

SQUEEZE THIS PACKAGE
ITS HARD BECAUSE
ITS A VACUUM PACK
WHEN YOU OPEN IT
OUT TUMBLE THE
FRESHEST NUTS
IN TOWN

OH BOY!


HarrietTubmanPI - 2009-03-09

These peanuts actually look larger and better than most that you can buy now.


allcaps - 2009-03-10

These damn tiny modern peanuts! I remember when a single bag of peanuts could feed me AND my monkey.


GoodAaron - 2009-03-09

I was expecting him to go into convulsions. Instead I get nine minutes of vintage radio commercials for the product he just ate.


Michael Houser - 2009-03-09

He died later that day.


kennydra - 2009-03-10

found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peeeeeanut just now.


Sudan no1 - 2009-03-10

+5 Rads


sinuendo - 2009-03-10

Ha!


frau_eva - 2009-03-10

By "circus peanuts," I thought he meant those godawful bright orange pieces of styrofoam shaped like a peanut. I was totally looking forward to some ingredient in the dye turning to poison.


Timothy A. Bear - 2009-03-10

Those peanuts traveled to the future and didn't recognize anything.


Disaster - 2009-03-10

So...is unboxing a part of SFW fetish week?


garcet71283 - 2009-03-10

Now I want to eat something that's older than myself.


kiint - 2009-03-10

I'm right here baby


gambol - 2009-03-10

Those aren't circus peanuts. Not like I wanted to see 'em, anyway.


Miskimo - 2009-03-10

it's a perfectly sane thing to eat


chumbucket - 2009-03-10

Fissssssssssher!


MongoMcMichael - 2009-03-10

[Cue 'Macho Man' Randy Savage music:]

"I AM THE PEANUT. I give nourishment to millions. I spread pleasure wherever I go. Adults love me; children adore me. I am a friend, a companion, a source of joy and strength... but some people mock me. They give my name to things that are small and insignificant. They speak with contempt of 'working for peanuts'. Why must they say such things about me? Don't they know how delicious I am? Haven't they ever bought a bag of Circus Peanuts? Those plump, delicious Circus Peanuts, that cost only five cents a bag? Don't they appreciate me at all? Why must they be so cruel and thoughtless? Don't they think I have any feelings?" :*(

i love u mr peanut


DrVital - 2009-03-10

Soikus nut commoical.
Take one.


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-03-11

I don't understand why he saved these nuts for damn near half a century, just so he could open them up and maybe eat some of them.


MrBuddy - 2009-03-11

Kind of sad in a way. Those peanuts survived in their package during Cuban Missile Crisis, the Moon landings, Elvis and The Beetles, the entire Viet Nam war, the hippie movement, the Watergate investigation, Barry Manilow and the Bee Gees, the oil embargo, the disco era, the computer revolution, the coming of the VCR, cable TV, the founding of Microsoft and hip-hop, the rise and fall of the coin-op video game, Michael Jackson, Madonna and Mariah Carey, the fall of Communism, the dot com bubble, the creation of the Nintendo and Playstation consoles, the Gulf War, Nirvana and Alanis Morissette, the coming of the Internet, the attack on the World Trade Towers, Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez, the Iraq War and a couple hundred other things I left out.

After all that what happens? Some guy eats them for a stunt on YouTube after which he'll crap them into the toilet. What a waste. I'm going to try to cheer myself up reading the comics section of the newspaper now.


Syd Midnight - 2009-03-12

I have a package of Funny Face sugarless fruit drink from 1970 that I don't have the heart to open. Well OK I had 2 but opened the Injun Red one, because I really wanted to try some long-banned artificial sweetners (cyclamates taste just like sugar!)


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