I can't wait to see Don Cheadle playing this guy

you should add the 'public access' tag

I would glady live in Petey Greene's Washington.

salt?!

Yeah, growing up in Texas we always added salt.

it's like mr roger's neighborhood. only you get to use the n-word a lot.

Limmishowyahriheeya

The way he chews loudly and the way the studio echoes make it sound like he's snapping bones with his teeth in a big, dark cavern.

I can't believe this guy gets invited to parties.

I was wondering what he was talking about putting butter on watermelon, but then realized he went off on a tangent about corn on the cob.