not needed with the emotive species known as "female model" wannabe

I would actually watch that.

It happens all over Africa. Put a bunch of hungry people together and all hell breaks loose.

I read that the brokedown car in the street was thought to be a bomb by someone who shouted it out, causing a panic. So,

A)they were reacting to what they thought was imminent death

B)they think that being models makes them super important and therefore the target of terrorism

C)We now think everything is a bomb. Just 2 days ago I was walking and saw a weird orange case like a thermal lunch box hanging from a tree by an office building with an American flag patch sewed on the front and wires coming out of it, running a few yards over to another tree. I walked on the other side of the street.

Yes, America has lost its mind.

That's about right - there was a car that was smoking pretty heavily. Someone shouted "THAT CAR IS ON FIRE" and it became "THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE"/"THERE IS A BOMB"/"SOMEBODY FIRED A GUN"/"LET'S ALL PANIC UNCONTROLLABLY."

I guess I've also lost my mind because C would freak me the hell out too because it's weird.

Fortunately they are models and thus it will take thousands of them to tip over the flimsy barricades.

The typical fashion model or fashion model wannabe and the screw fly are quite closely related. As gruesome as it is, it's also fascinating.

But like the screw fly, the fashion model needs to be eradicated for the betterment of society.

It needs a "So you want to be on top?" tag.