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Desc:The Asylum's direct-to-DVD knockoff in its entirety.
Category:Classic Movies, Crime
Tags:ACTING!, The Asylum, transmorphers, not transformers
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I'm buying a washer and dryer from the editor of this film/actress who plays Ursa in this movie on Saturday. Does anyone have a message I should relay?
karl hungus
tell her that there's a boy in salt lake who pines for her.

"Are you guys hiring?"

Oh, nice. The opening credits even use the late 80s/early 90s Transformers font (or at least, the version that's readily downloadable online).

That's class. I'll have to watch the entire thing when I don't have actual work to do, because man. A Terminator/Matrix knockoff wrapped in Transformer clothing? It's a delicious technophobic nightmare.
They have their own YouTube channel chock full of trailers for knock-off films:


Last I heard, they were going to be sued for "The Day The Earth Stopped." I'm amazed Disney didn't hit them for "Sunday School Musical," but they probably get enough flack from Christian groups as it is.
This is streamable on Netflix (and can be watched on the Xbox) for those of you with accounts - and it's awful. Not as hilarious in its trainwreckiness as I was hoping, though.
Alien Vs Hunter is Asylum's finest hour.

I love Asylum knock-off flicks, but I haven't seen one in a while because the police raided my local Asian mall and shut down all the bootleggers. They're fun flicks, but only when they're 8 for .
Transmorphers: Automatons in Concealment
Clever Name
The Asylum will never get less than five stars from me.
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