how to pick up chicks at an aspergers support group

So being a nerd is a disease now. This is the type of liberal P.C. crap that makes me sick. You don't have a disease, you don't have a disorder, you're a fucking nerd. Now quit making excuses.

Don't be so harsh on yourself

unfortunately for everyone, Autism is like the gay - it occurs on a spectrum. On the low end you have nerds, the next stage up are aspie nerds, and on the high end you have people who can't talk and barely function.

Save the tears and sympathy for those who can barely function. But the nerds just need a swift kick in the ass.

Cena is channeling Michael Savage tonight.

It's good that we have people with nerd disease. If we didn't who would wrestling fans have to kick around?

Just kidding, feel the same way about everyone as you all do.

Cena isn't retarded, he doesn't have some "brain disease," he was never sexually molested as a kid and that's why he has difficulty reading or some whiny shit, he's just stupid. Just a stupid guy. Get over it.

Sorry Baleen, was I insensitive to your kind? I'm not stupid, I have common sense. Common sense looks stupid in the eyes of liberals, but that's just because it defies everything liberals get force fed in public schools.

You have common stupid. Did you go to private school or did you just eat willingly at your public school?

It's a great example of the type of vague "social problems" people with that disorder have. Wouldn't that completely piss you off if he did that to you in real life? Especially without the context of him being and aspie.

Fortunately we're educated enough about the plight of these folks that an aspie is sort of glaring and almost endearing. I remember a kid just like this in high school who was utterly tormented, and it was terrible to see how hurting he was. With an understanding of the symptoms it's actually fun to talk to these people, because you know they are observing the amount of air pressure you are using to form cleft consonants and not giving a shit about what you are actually saying.

don't worry, I'm pretty sure nobody would be able to bust you.

oh damn, yeah well.... eat dick.

Just do what this girl I went to school with did, talk endlessly about Duran Duran and Star Trek, interrupting the facilitator at every pause in conversation.

and here are those stars