It earned 5 stars in the first 20 seconds. god damn.

"Ah ah ah this here is a midget crossing by law you have to stop"(FART)
"Down with bloodlust"(FART)
"I'm too short to die"(FART)

"Midget power"(FART)

"Marvelous!"

Stage 100

"CD Music ©1996 Anal Productions." Well, that's apropos.

That is the most excruciatingly horrible game intro I've ever seen or heard of. I bet there's no way to skip it either.

Flawless

Brain meltingly awful.

These are the same guys that made that NESticle emulator everyone and their mom was using for awhile.

Am I the only one here who thinks the gameplay looks sweet as hell?

How old were they when they made this game?

At 2:19, I swear that's Killface.

Minus a star because Shitman isn't a playable character.

Okay, admit it. If you were between twelve and sixteen in the mid-90s, this is the EXACT SAME VIDEO GAME YOU WOULD HAVE MADE.

Except that instead of drawing it on all our class notes and bullshitting with our friends at lunch, these guys actually DID IT. (I'm guessing they were in high school. If not, that's truly unsettling.)

Wait a minute: those characters have no relation to the story!

Dreg!

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ah hah hah hah!

I came.