It's really hard to argue against the infallible analogy of the banana and the toilet paper roll. Isn't the first time a woman has intercourse just as painful as anal sex, if not more? An ass doesn't have a hymen to break after all.
WHY didn't someone tell me about these "vaginas"? If I had known that WOMEN had holes I could stick my thing into, I wouldn't have bothered trying to shove it in the concrete sealed off non functional holes of various men. The gay problem of dicks falling off is indeed a sign from God.