for real. needs the 'money shot' tag.

Also, this is, obviously, the second season, but the woman at the end of the clip is Starsha of Iskandar.
Everyone - EVERYONE - knows that Trelana of Telezart
was the deus ex machina chick from season two.

You are a swine.

Also, Yamato's flight wings are retracted during its flight into orbit. That is preposterous.


Also, one of the Cosmo Zeroes clearly has the yellow and black paint scheme of the Black Tigers squadron. The Black Tigers never flew Cosmo Zeroes, and had already been superseded by the Cosmo Tigers by the start of the Comet Empire war.



Penises.

Captain Okita wasn't around for the Comet Empire war.


I'm going to fuck your mom.

I like the cartoons where the spaceship shoots blue stuff.

This is clearly a Marvel-style "What If?" story: "What if ... the guy who designed the Yamato's wings instead went to medical school?" Turns out he would have found a cure for Okita's radiation poisoning, so Okita would have survived into the second season and taken out the Gatlantis destroyer with relative ease. Starsha would have been so impressed that she would have sent congratulations immediately afterwards, commenting "I'm glad this time you didn't even have to break orbit".

Five stars because StarBlazers.

Daniel Striped Tiger, you complete me.

I am going to have confirm all this with my nerd friends.

YOU HAD BETTER BE RIGHT.

And seeing this, now I want a Star Blazers movie... and it better be quick, because no one besides Wilford Brimley should play Capt. Argo (yeah, I'm sticking with the Amercanized names) before diabeetus does him in.