Yeaaaaah I just saw this on tv. It made me audibly say "Wha?" Which makes it the best commercial on tv right now...

Over a foot of Quizno's flavor.

while funny, im not sure it's wise to imply that your employees like to fuck your companies appliances.

That thoundth delectably deliciouth!!

Deserves a "double entendre" tag.

I've noticed quite a few pretty overt sexual ads lately. The glow-in-the-dark semen cheezeit ad is particularly heartwarming.

The website feels even creepier. But hey, at least I get a free coupon for being verbally molested.

the slow mo of putting the sandwich in the bag pretty much made my head explode. Quiznos has an incredible marketing department.

So Quizno's is controlled by Hal-Cronenberg devices that want to destroy our minds and turn us into machine fuckers.

This is especially funny given the objectum sexuals theme this week.

I love this. I work at Quizno's and this is the best fucking commercial we've ever had.

Put it in me, Scott. Only four dollars.

"I'm not doing that again." *looks down* "I'm burned."

"We both enjoyed that."

Funny commercial.

Crap sandwich.

what's horrifying is we get to eat what comes out of him

They need to replace the voice of Hal 9000 with the ghost of Isaac Hayes.

I'd let a Tasty Torpedo penetrate my mouth anytime!

Quiznos: Eat our Meat.

Where to start.

/b/tards becoming a marketable demographic.

Mike Judge's prophecy slowing being fulfilled.

Me being highly amused by commercials like this deep down inside anyway.