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Desc:Business Week's annual air travel report
Category:News & Politics, Humor
Tags:airport, Franz Kafka, The Onion, onion, kafka
Submitted:RockBolt
Date:03/25/09
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Comment count is 29
Hooker - 2009-03-25
It's ironic!
allcaps - 2009-03-25
No it isn't.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2009-03-25
what?

baleen - 2009-03-26

Yeah, this is not ironic at all.

Adham Nu'man - 2009-03-26
Yes, Hooker, it's like rain, on your wedding day.

Charles - 2009-10-23
It's exactly like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

Maybe I should start reading Kafka, finally.

wtf japan - 2009-03-25
Wien Suedbahnhof is kind of like this airport--which is fitting since it's a gateway to Eastern Europe.
sliggy - 2009-03-25
"Gate B11 is next to Gate B2. Gate B14 is in the F terminal."

Also I would like to stay at the Dostoevsky Hotel.
MrBuddy - 2009-03-25
There's so much that's... good(?) in this. The airport map that's actually a bunch of optical illusions, the crying baby being broadcast on TV screens, the scrolling marque that says "No" in every language you can think of....
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-03-25
I like the HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME written on the scrolling.

CornOnTheCabre - 2009-03-26
i think the screen with the head/planes flying into it is lifted from the original House on Haunted Hill... confirm/deny?

whensaidthemoon - 2009-04-26
Confirm.
Five stars for House on Haunted Hill.

Charles - 2009-10-23
That was one Hell of a party!

Oh. Wrong movie?

Jeff Fries - 2009-03-25
I was going to give this 3 until Kafka Sr. showed up.
Jefka - 2009-03-25
"Have you renounced your God?"
Randroid - 2009-03-26
The "have you lied to us" line of questioning is pretty good.

Udderdude - 2009-03-25
If this existed in real life, it would be burned to the ground in a week.
Syd Midnight - 2009-03-26
I bet it would turn into a goth/punk hangout

IrishWhiskey - 2009-03-30
If this existed, it would be preferable to O'Hare or JFK.

Robert DeNegro - 2009-03-25
If this existed in the cities of Los Angeles, Manhattan, West Palm Beach and Las Vegas, there would be a two-month waiting list.
RomancingTrain - 2009-03-25
All stars for Machacek Zlamaljelito R.
Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-03-25
250 flights a day on circular runway.
Albuquerque Halsey - 2009-03-25
It's bigger on the inside than outside.
it's shaped like an inverted zigaraut.
it's controller is a pool of coral.
Spike Jonez - 2009-03-26
Thank you for flying Dimensionally Transcendental Air.

baleen - 2009-03-26

Flying from Prague to Amsterdam I was interrogated by customs about why I went to Prague in the first place. Being an idiot, I said "I like Franz Kafka." What followed was about 20 minutes of terrifying questioning along the lines of, "Why Kafka? Why not Dutch or French authors? What is so great about Kafka? Why are you smiling?"



pastorofmuppets - 2009-03-26
Before he left, they give S. the choice of calling a cab or letting him call his own cab. (He didn't deserve to park his car since he was guilty of his own existence.) He was too tired to make the call himself, so they got him a cab.
Xenocide - 2009-08-26
More like a DESPAIRPORT.

I am a credit to my people.
Time Travel Mishap - 2009-09-06
CRASHED
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Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-10-15
I thought the Onion was totally played out, but these videos have delivered.
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