I pushed Shepherd Smith down, fumbling at his hose, "Hey, big boy" I said "Put that pipe down and get my pipe up"
Shep smiled, and said, "Oh really?"
"No" I replied "The names-O'Reilly, Bill O'Reilly and I've got a licence to-thrill!".
I see this book all the time at my job, on the shelf. I had no idea it was old until this audio thing came about. I thought it was fairly recent. It'd probably be entertaining to listen to if I could stomach actually listening to O'Reillys voice that long.