Last few seconds make this.

This man once threatened to kill me in the shadows because I wrote his Wikipedia page.

With some Karo syrup and a q-tip, you too can be a part of the Neenja Brotherhood!

It's a fucking magic trick!

I don't know why I keep watching these.

More like a ninjackoff.

The original weeaboo.

I guess even Sam Waterston has weird hobbies.

"The ninja were the most feared and respected spies and assassins in ancient Japan. No one could stand before them."


Ummmmm... Ninja were poor and crazy mountain folk who were hunted by Samurai. Ninja operated in shadows because they couldn't take a Samurai one on one.

Ugh. I kind of disgusted myself there.