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By this point I'm pretty sure he's actually retarded.

If this is fake, it's all been fake. He's done faker seeming stuff than this.

If it's fake, this guy is light-years beyond where Andy Kaufman ever was. Not only has he been keeping this up perfectly for over a year and a half, but he's also willingly released video of himself porking an anime doll, pictures of his penis, and pictures of him in old-lady undergarments. That would be beyond dedication.

I've often hoped that he was faking the entire time because, if he were, he'd be on par with the likes of Einstein, Rembrandt, Hannibal Barca, Bach, Socrates, and William Pitt. He'd be the internet's first true hero.

DMKA: I've never had the opinion that CWC was a fake. But recently, he seems to be in on the joke. At least in the sense that you are correct in calling him a major attention whore.

Also, where was I when he got a boy-friend free girl? Or is this just another person Chris calls a girlfriend and stalks?

He'd have been faking his entire life. There are birthday pictures floating around. He's had the same wardrobe and infantile obsession with sonic and pokemon since he was 8.

Also, you have to account for his parents, who are definitely real, thinking he's an autistic all this time.

Also, if any of you are writers in Hollywood, write a damn CWC movie. The thing would write itself if you just stole all of his mannerisms, quirks, and history.

I'd gladly plunk down to see it.

Haw Haw. A Hollywood movie.

I nominate Richard Kind to play Chris:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0454236/

Yeah, he's a bit old for the part. But that would make the "man-child" aspect even more humorous.

Wait..how would any of this make him a brilliant troll? The thing about Kaufman is that he got people to actively hate him and believe that he was a huge prick. This guy just makes himself look like a complete idiot and it entertains the hell out of everyone...I mean, if he were faking it, nothing would really change...he'd have still done all this bullshit and it would still have been more entertaining for us than him.

If he's fake, somebody's going to have to explain the contents of his room.

Of course he's not fake.

... his balls are never going to drop are they?

Stop snictchin CWC.

He'll do it!