Never have a seen or heard of this show before now, but I just realized from watching this that I've see porn of it.

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oh my god....
i've never seen this program, but i totally had the stuffed animal of peppermint kitty -- the toys were scented. it was weird.

This show was never picked up for syndication because it caused homicidal tendencies in the original viewing audience.

Seven people died in the ensuing riots.

Man. I thought the little toys were so cute, but this is... ...really wretched. I want to cry. I only ever remembered the dolls, seriously.

...anyone remember Nosy Bears? Their gimmick was they had something stuck on their nose in a little sno-globe type thing. That has nothing to do with Yum-Yums, but it was around the same time...

Okay, look, I'm just trying to get that terrible theme song out of my head.

The entire cast of Tiny Toons is on this thing.

Where should I begin hating this? There are so many legitimate places to start.

I like how the pigs are racist. I bet the little one learns to hate by the end of the episode. God knows I have.

Why are the pigs, who are way bigger, afraid of the little guys who are definitely pussies?

This is used in brainwashing sessions, isn't it? My gut says yes.

It's the amusement park diabetic children have nightmares about!

I smell sweat, failure and self-hatred! Childhood Obesity Chipmunk and Compulsive Eating Crocodile must be nearby!

I know a solution to this problem, eat candy!
(commercial break)

I almost submitted this, but the dupe checker found it.