I felt my pupils dilate just watching this.

Um, this really freaks me out.

Also I had one of those weird clowns made of knitted rings when I was a kid. Totally forgot about that till now.

The perfect viewing material for mescaline-laced Trix.

Good lord, I used to watch this all the time. I'm surprised I still remember the hang up the brolly bit, but I remember Uncle Bobby.

To be honest, Bimbo freaked the hell out of me when he started to sing, but I couldn't stop staring at him. Mainly because I wanted to figure out what they heck he was saying. All I could ever get was "Bimbo" and "Happy Birthday" and the "Happy Birthday boys and girls" Everything else was just a mumble of random sounds.

Still have no idea what he was singing there, but I'm inclined to think he was chanting to some demonic power.

yeah this was an episode of Star Trek, right?

Truly frightening. But you just know old Uncle Bobby and Darleen had a sweaty twist n tangle in the back room after this.

OH GOD!

THAT CLOWN THING IS REPRODUCING LITTLE CLOWN SPAWN!!

WHY CAN'T YOU CANUCKS STOP THAT VILE THING!?!