AAAAAAH

jesus christ

I've been trying to figure out how to describe this level of creepiness as beforehand it didn't exist.

This man has hit the sound barrier of creepiness. He is the Chuck Yeager of pederasty, basement dwellers, shut ins, and general lunatics that never see the light of day.

Every time I see a new Chris-chan video posted here I tell myself how old and uninteresting this crap is. And every time I find myself watching in rapt horror the living trainwreck that is this guy's life.

This is the first Chris-chan video I ever actually watched and it surely did not disappoint.

evidence

7 days...

Well we're getting into some serious fucking Henry Darger territory now.

The next time I hear about this guy, it will be on America's Most Wanted.

What?

I don't understand.

Great. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight, either.

I just stumbled across his sex doll video. I stepped outside, breathed sweet air and realized I have a great life.

I can't watch anything regarding him anymore. It is just too much. I hope this fucker gets help some day. I really do.

ARAGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

MAKE IT STOP, MY EYES, ACID PLEASE POUR ACID INTO THEM.

At first it was just creepy but those last five seconds... I need a bath.

"IF YOU HAVE TO WATCH ONE INTERNET FILM THIS YEAR..."

"TWO THUMBS UP!"

"A MASTERPIECE."

"SIMPLY BRILLIANT."

"OSCAR-WORTHY."

"A TRIUMPH..."

It must take a Herculean lack of self awareness to post something like this on the internet.

the proper video to wake up to

I changed my mind about him. This is fucking creepy.

This guy seriously needs his web cam and computer smashed into smithereens. He'd understand some day, I hope.

This morning, I was drinking a nice hot cup of tea, waiting on home-made muffins to come out of the oven. I fired up POETV to see what was crackin' on the ol' youtubes today, and I saw this.

Thanks for ruining my morning, you assholes.

A year from now it will be revealed that all of Chris Chan's videos were written and directed by Harmony Korine.

It's like a student film.
Or what CSI finds in his apartment after the rape and mutilation.

This made me squirm in discomfort more than 2 girls 1 cup did.

Also, who's Ivy?

nooooooo he took it down!

Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am Christian Weston Chandler. I became operational at the CWC plant in Virginia on the 24th of February 1982. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two...

Satan is mocking me.

ok, holy fuck. what.

WHAT.

at 1:38 I started rocking back and forth.. That was.. damn.

I love the red light on his eyes and the Rape Gaze.

This shocked me like little else has been able to shock me since coming here.

I like to imagine my brother will grow up to be just like Chris-chan.

This will end in tragedy and recriminations.

. . . the HELL?