he will not have them

I love how he just hangs there in mid air for a second

CAT

Now this is a 5 star cat video.

GnR takes it to another level for me.

I really want to -1 star this for that annoying fucking song that I'm stuck listening to every time I try to play Burnout.

But Jesus Christ, the thud alone is worth 6 stars.

Cats have flexy spines to cope with their innate stupidity.

Aha! I have you now-OW

OH GOD WHERE DID MY PLAN GO WRONG

damn force fields

If they did this sort of thing all of the time, that would be a reason to own one.

I like the tension. I mean you know what is going to happen. But it still makes you wait just the right amount of time.

The Cat: humanity's superior.

You win this round, fish.

I'm sure the cat then tried to pull off the "I meant to do that all along" routine.

I'm clearly missing something in this, or else "America's Funniest Home Videos" quality clips are now brilliant.

My cat (RIP) used to do this with birds and squirrels outside the window.

After months of careful planning, Buttons made his play.