Initially I sad that I don't know any pre-teen/early-teen boys to drive up to and congratulate on their having started masturbating.

... then I was glad, because I don't think I want to be on the sex offender registry.

Why'd they dub a laugh-track over a documentary?

14 seems a might old. I started at 11, I actually figured it out by accident. And that was the greatest day of my entire life.

Damn. Took me a while to realize they spoke english. Had to rewind to re-listen to the first 2 or 3 lines. Despite the tag, I wasn't prepared for the accent.

Cool clip. I'd like to see the whole thing now.

The other kids are just laughing 'cause they're jealous. If they're not, they will be when THEY start masturbating. Then they'll realize the joy they were missing out on.

They don't talk like me.

Chewin' The Fat is the best introduction to Scottish culture that there is. And damn funny.