Bunch of cocky a-holes descended from criminals and kangaroos.

He was describing Australia, which is indeed quite God-forsaken.

I think that what the writers were trying to tell us was that, even though the USSR was an atheist state, they still went around calling Australia "godforsaken" because that's really the only accurate term.

I would like to see this reenacted with a vagina.

"Oh look! Argentina is like a tiny sausage compared to the vast bulk of Mother Russia! See, it disappeared? I do not even know where it went! HAHAHAHAHA!"